CrowdStriking
Hardest hacking job of all times
1/ On Jul 19th, 2024, a new level of hacking "CrowdStrike" took place.
CrowdStriking is now considered a BDoS attack on windows systems around the world & is considered to be the hardest hacking job for hackers around the world.
2/ To carry out a CrowdStrike job, a young hacker would create a new identity & join one of the 3rd-party security vendors of Microsoft. After years of perfect deployments, the hacker would rise-up from an intern to the head of the deployment team at the vendor company.
3/ After several years of building this trust, the hacker would kick-start the plan to release a worldwide BDoS attack on all windows systems.
With an unimaginable frustration of not being able to buy groceries, order food or travel, the crowd would fight amongst themselves.
4/ The company may or may not find out about the hacker. Even if they did, they would try to cover up this cluster-fuck of a situation where they would lose credibility & have to shut down if they release the truth about the years-long system infiltration by the hacker.
5/ In the opp scenario, the company might scapegoat it on an intern or new employee who was simply following the deployment process. The majority of the world would try to tragi-comedify the reality with memes (intern, IQ bell curve, DEI, etc).
6/ The experts of the tech-world would fall victim to the memes & try to take one side or the other.
Finally, the crowd will agree to disagree. The company narrative "the code deployment processes need to be improved" would take over & the world would accept it.
7/ The ultimate scapegoat would be something which is universally true. All processes inside all companies at all times can be improved and no individual should be blamed for processes.
Now, I am done with my imagination. See you all again when the next BDoS attack takes place. 👋
8/ Hoping that windows systems are never used for dangerous & critical places or things like airplanes, drones, ships, digital homes & social media platforms.
🤔 I am curious about the number of people who would watch CrowdStriking as a tv-series.
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